Just a city frog

Calling characters with an unknown last name the name of the thing they're from (like sans undertale) is very funny but I think its funnier when people do it with a character whose last name is very much known

Jesus Bible

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

How am I supposed to explain to my family that this is the only thing that will make me laugh anymore

ok it's been 2.5 years since i moved to washington state and i still barely can find apple butter why is it so HARD. like it can't be THAT uncommon, can it???

what r ur guyses obscutify ratings im curious

reblog and put in the tags what accent you have.

Sony didn’t want their Cinderella adaptation to flop? they should’ve thought about that before not casting Lucy Punch as a stepsister

“She’s 43!!” And she’d still body the role next question

im always trying to talk about this in a way that makes sense and rarely manage to articulate myself but. the culture and trend of like, only giving queer support to people who have verbalised their queerness in this very labelled clear cut public way is shit. the idea of individuals 'queer baiting' or 'straight' people not being allowed certain behaviours or being !mocked! for certain effeminate or masculine behaviours because they haven't explicitly stated they're queer is just baffling. cultivating an atmosphere of making fun of people (or accusing them of faking for clout?) for their deviations from heteronormativity because they're 'straight' is still homophobia, still transphobia, still deeply uncomfortable environment for the person being talked about and other queer people overhearing this shi

like i don't know how to put this any other way than even people you perceive as straight deserve support in a queer way

Basically some people are never going to articulate their queerness in the same way that you have/the same way you're familiar with and some people will actually just be straight lol but either way, the way we all treat people needs to get rid of his idea that there's a checklist you have to meet before you can access queer support (whatever that might look like)

i only want to live a moomin life. no major worries, growing vegetables, picking flowers, cooking and eating, drinking homemade fruit juices and going to the beach whenever i want

How many of these movies have you seen that people said “you haven’t seen [blank] yet??” to me about

everyone reblog this and tag it with the piece of media that you consumed when you were too young to handle it and it scarred you, i’ll start, mine was the things they carried

liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to therapy