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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

funny if we started calling western tv shows “ADramas” or “GBdramas” let’s level the field

YES!!!!!!!!!!

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

I know this gets said here every day but stop caring about celebrities

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.

seeing a black cat is actually good luck because then you get to see a cat

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.