removal fee

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

It still fascinates me how DJ is short for Disc Jockey, as if to ride the waves of music like a stallion

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

Let's say, hypothetically, I did the monster mash, and for the sake of argument let's say it was a graveyard smash

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

mario is a woman and just really butch

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

ghost rider what you did to that iguana was fucked up dude

More importantly, given that Ghost Rider can canonically only scourge the souls of sinners, what sins had that random-ass lizard committed?

lust

That was Rango

these are my 16 kids, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, pawn, rook, knight, bishop, queen, king, bishop, knight, and rook

ugh. just found out my neighbor named all her 16 kids after mine. ok now everyone line up

who else here thinking about chicken strisps

Good post OP

good shit OP

good post OP

i love you very much OP

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated

outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell

hopital

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

sheep things i imagine

sheep installed on dog hardware

wolf in sheep's clothing, if you will