drowning

a childs most likely abuser is their family or a family friend so no i dont think isolating children to only their families, including online, will protect them ever.

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

i really wanna know which marketing clown convinced so many companies that their employees need to be constantly trying to talk to customers because 90% of the time it just makes me feel like a trapped animal. if i walk into a store and someone approaches me like "HI CAN I HELP YOU" i am gonna say no thanks and probably awkwardly leave without buying anything. the fixed smiles on your cashiers make me feel bad for them. i surely cannot be alone in this. you are losing customers. good job idiots.

Build-A-Bear except it's Guillermo Del Toro making you a Monster Boyfriend.

ok repeat after me: gluten free is not "diet culture". gluten free is not meant to "take the joy away from carbs". gluten free is a diet that allows people with an autoimmune disease to eat without inflicting further damage upon their bodies. we don't have to be condemned to eat the most disgusting and basic shit ever because we have celiacs. we deserve options too.

i know it pisses some people off but i find it fun that most websites use the US flag for english and the brazillian flag for portuguese. kind of awesome. sorry england and portugal you colonized too hard so you dont get to own your language anymore. you gave it up to the americas. sucks to suck. go brazil.

you know that program where they tried to train crows to pick up litter for a treat that backfired because they started attacking people to grab half eaten food wrappers out of their hand. i feel like 2012 tumblr did the same thing, but instead of litter it was covert bigotry and instead of crows it was a whole generation of leftists who now have moral OCD where their critical thinking should be

modern Snow White where instead of a magic mirror it's just an AI chatbot driving the stepmother insane because it's programmed to agree with her and confirm her fears

this would go SO HARD I need it pls

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

If you're someone who believes in the "Good Freak" vs "Bad Freak" shit just know I'm one of the Bad Freaks and you're getting blocked. Thanks.

Our glorious coping mechanism vs their barbarous sexualization of trauma. Get a grip.