Remember The Elephants

the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.

@anexperimentallife

Ya partner should be ya bestfriend too

she my homie she my wifey

I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

Imagine you donate to science and they only put your ass on display

my ass deserves to be on display for the enjoyment of future generations to look up to

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

I am my own enemy

I would just like to personally thank Betty White for making it through 2020.

Too soon ;(

Ah, another year I cannot read. You were right @bitchypuppystarlight, 2021 was the mood killer

I would just like to personally thank Betty White for making it through 2020.

Too soon ;(

I have a teeny tiny head with a massive fucking brain