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I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

thatsoundsprettynice

YES

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omg i didnt reblog this last year!

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Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

pocketphoenix

Aliens for April…… why not

state-issued-boyfriend

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

inkythealien

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WOAHHH that’s so cool!!!

relevantbubble

Me expecting a joke video and waiting to see what hilarious item flys by on camera:

Me seeing what actually happens:

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Reblogging again for the “April Aliens” part

angrybell

Why not?

alaska-man-wyoming-land-deactiv

Sorry dudes, it’s the Kaguya Cadillac science mission

latining

catching that mission on camera by accident is just as cool as aliens.

hawkeyetoo

“I was looking at the moon and I accidentally captured footage of a once in a lifetime lunar mission that’s mapping the surface of the moon a quarter of a million miles away…” Now THAT’S COOL!

anais-ninja-bitch

wild

cipheramnesia

I remember a more innocent time, when two bros would chill in a hot tub, six feet apart, not because of a global pandemic, but merely because they were not gay.

winterisrambling

“Hello. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

“Never go up against a Mandalorian when death is on the line!” *immediately falls into Sarlacc pit*

“Bye, boys! Have fun storming the Death Star!”

“Wampas Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

“Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, on Hoth?”

“It just so happens that Obi-Wan here is only mostly dead.”

astriiformes

“Give us the access code.” “What access code?” “Chewie, tear his arms off.” “Ohhh you mean this access code!”

“I could give you my word as a Corellian…” “No good. I’ve known too many Corellians”

“Why can’t I see?” “You’ve been mostly-frozen all day.”

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “I know”, what he meant was, “I love you.”

“Why do you wear that black mask? Were you burned on Mustafar, or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”

“Luke doesn’t get eaten by the rancor at this time. ”What?” “The rancor doesn’t get him. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.”

thelibrarina

“The Fowce is what bwings us togevver today. It suwwounds us, and penetwates us. It binds the gawaxy togevver.”

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fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

leoreturns-deactivated20110811

I have been waiting all year to post this.

tumboner

omg

merspers

This has been in my queue for months.

mcgooglykins

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

thatsoundsprettynice

YES

xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

dashbeardconfessional

SPACE JAM was released 19 years ago TODAY

unleash the jam with me. COME ON AND SLAM

nillyandthefunkybunch

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

dashbeardconfessional

YOU ARE WELCOME

psychiclianna

SPACE JAM

ruinedchildhood

omghotmemes

Happy 80th

watchthirdlife

wow i didn’t know they got married congrats

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love wins

spicy-vaginal-tacos

Hate the glorification of toxic relationships on this fucking site

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youlovetoseeit

kbokbok

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

linguisticparadox

ok fr that is good to know!

chongoblog

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

chongoblog

I want to make it entirely clear that this is the worst tag that this post will ever be able to have

swordscomic

Sometimes I draw comics where the characters are just nice to each other.

brattylikestoeat

There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.

yeahiwasintheshit

5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!

realshinjiikari

The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary

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The butter is all the fluid to cook the rice holy shit like that rice is cooked in 100% butter after they did That with the carrot and literally buried the chicken in butter 😭

relapsinginsomniac

This was literally my face as I was watching this

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Geralt's age when things happen (based on Netflix)

Age 27: Beginning of the Great Cleansing, elves are slaughtered by humans

Age 32: Yennefer is born

Age 53: Renfri is born

Age 62: Jaskier is born

Age 71: Butcher of Blaviken. Renfri is killed by Geralt at age 18 (18! she deserved better)

Age 80: Meets Jaskier(18) and captured by elves while hunting for the Devil of Posada. "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" composed.

Age 83: Breaks the Striga Curse. (The Striga is 14-years-old.) Meets Triss Merigold.

Age 89: Claims Law of Surprise (I'll accept his stupidity charges on count of being old).

Age 90: Ciri is born

Age 96: Becomes master of the Djinn. Meets Yennefer.

Age 102: Dragon Hunt. Breaks up with Yennefer and Jaskier on the mountain.

Age 103: Cintra falls at the hand of Nilfgaard. Meets Ciri(13).

Notes: Interesting how Geralt runs into two different teens(Renfri and Jaskier) who both inadverdently cement his public persona. Renfri's death makes him the Butcher of Blaviken and Jaskier's song makes him the hero Witcher.