my fellow chicks and dicks from yokohama

She needs to relax her shoulders

her dad died

Okay….ummmm…the tension she’s carrying isn’t gonna bring him back lol..

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

The scary holes have started oil fracking

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I had this dream that for some reason Mcdonalds was giving out Gorillaz toys to celebrate the new album and they would say things if u pressed a button like any good Mcdonalds toy and they were all nice except the Murdoc one said something like “Oi fuck my dick itches” and parents got ….mad

tell me Will,

the hundred years war 

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

just imagine a divorced monkey. picture it in your head