all cops are bastards

: : You pass by a dinner plate.

: : You see your mouth to the south and stop moving.

: : You miss with your bite of spaghetti! [-1 vs 3]

: : You hit (x1) for 1 damage with your bite of spaghetti!

: : The stained white t-shirt dies!

Manticore in a tarot card commission

2026/06/28 super duper EMERGENCY !!! my car's battery was leaking & i had to replace it putting me $196 in the hole while i really do not have the money for it. on top of that is other work that i need less urgently but definitely Soon. all help is appreciated

as usual if i know you pls feel free to dm me for my pypal to avoid fees

I must find...the HOES.

Not one, but two Magnapinna Squid!

The Doldrums expedition team spent 35 days studying and exploring a region of the middle of the Atlantic Ocean known as the Doldrums Megatransform and Fracture Zone, which lies just north of the equator, about 800 miles off the northeast coast of Brazil. They discovered two new hydrothermal vents and had thrilling encounters with deep-sea animals. On one of the dives, the team observed two elusive Magnapinna sp., commonly known as bigfin squid, at approximately 4,300 meters (about 2.7 miles). Magnapinna is the deepest-dwelling squid. Sightings of these animals are extremely rare — seeing two in one dive is extra exciting! With eight arms and two tentacles, which can measure up to 8 meters (26 feet) in length, they are well equipped to hunt for their next meal in the resource-poor deep sea. One odd feature is the bend in their arms and tentacles, which looks a bit like a human elbow. Scientists suspect this bend helps keep their wispy appendages from getting tangled. “Even in the Atlantic Ocean, where plate boundaries have been studied for decades, there are still places where the first close look can reveal something entirely new,” said Doldrums Chief Scientist and senior scientist at ‪MBARI‬ Dr. Aaron Micallef. “This expedition showed that even in one of the most remote corners of the ocean, our planet remains alive, dynamic, and full of surprises.”