Hi!

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

what if it was mario you utter fool

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

i like this guy

He lov the c r o n c hh

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

There’s gonna be THAT person that comes along when you aren’t expecting anything and they treat you right and everything’s healthy and they’re gonna make you feel all kinds of shit you didn’t know you could feel bitch do not let that go I’m telling you

THAT person can come along anytime now 

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

written nsfw is still allowed because its a proven fact that no one on this site can read

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I really need this…

please

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Im like 99% sure this is reposted under a different account cuz sixpence made it last time????

This is my original post

slimetony i’ve never interacted with you but i will literally lay down my life for anyone who word-for-word steals s*xpenceee’s posts you have my undying servitude

since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?

….delete the whole site

Tumblr @staff wants to be the start of the race war. For money. How lovely is that?