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tumblr veteran aesthetic: you see a post you have no memories of on ur dash but yet you have apparently liked it at some point

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

Oh fuck yum

when michael cera in juno says “ i know you weren’t bored that day. the blair witch project was on starz” the oscar was on lock 

I’m reading Don Quixote for my world literature class and apparently when it was first published in 1605 it was world-changingly popular, one of the first “popular novels” as we know it today, and there were all sorts of people who were writing and publishing their own unofficial fan-sequels to Don Quixote which was basically the first fan-fiction, and then in 1615 the original author wrote an official sequel in which Don Quixote reads a piece of fanfic about him and sets out on a quest to beat up the author who mischaracterized him

Hey y’all got any costume ideas for Halloween that has like top energy or would be sexy in bed? I gotta step up my game for Halloween.

Wow nice strap

Is there anything more excruciating than not knowing if someone is “feel bad, need space”, “feel bad, need u to reach out” or “literally fine, just busy, stop pestering me”

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.