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I love remembering that nothing is permanent and I can change my mind and reinvent myself at any moment, even multiple times a day. there are no rules

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

chum must smell so good to sharks. i bet i'd go fucking nuts for it too. it's chum for fucks sake

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre