One and a half braincells in a trenchcoat.

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

Reblogging this before tumblr removes it for having tomato in it

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

Tracking those paw prints all over the place...

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????