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So currently on Neopets:
If you do up to 100,000 cumulative damage to Vocivus (the current plot boss) you get several very good awards
Vocivus started with 850 mil HP, but players almost killed it within 12 hours so TNT boosted it to 3 billion
For players with untrained pets, grinding up to 100K points can take hours, so it's best if it doesn't die too fast
Elite battlers really like Vocivus as it provides a genuine challenge on account of having randomized element immunity and healing from light attacks
Therefore, people on the Neoboards have been "feeding" it light attacks to make sure it doesn't die too fast and have been petitioning it to stay as the "pet" of the Battledome Chat
Some users have also started a psudo-cult worshiping it so now the boards look like this
As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this
rest in fucking peace
I'm sorry but this keeps cracking me up. After nearly 24 years they release a mutant version of one of the most iconic petpets on the site
Kass suggestion for @corvuscantum

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the neopets faeries are straight up using my xweetok as doordash at this point you do NOT need a cake and cookies for your magic spell ma'am i am on to you
Interpreting the items I collect from Neopets dailies like they're tarot
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i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

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neopets snow faerie... was planning to do some redesigning but her original look is actually perfect I think. I've always thought her original sprites were extremely stylish lmao
this image is from a comment on youtube posted by voxalice [vox-ull] that looks to be the very first neopets map, very interesting!
hm? chin?
(whenever I look at that kass lunchbox item, my brain keeps seeing the end of his beak as a funny chin.)
thanks neopets
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

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Petpet review: PLUMPY.
The Plumpy was originally an Advent Calendar surprise. As a result, it's a bit weird mechanically in the sense that it's clearly an Angelpuss, but it's not called an Angelpuss, can be painted in colours not available to the Angelpuss, and for the colours that overlap, has different designs than the Angelpuss.
However, none of that actually matters, because Plumpy is amazing. It honestly has better art than a regular Angelpuss, and the expression of pure disdain adds a lot to it, as does the nice variable-weight lineart and the tiny wings. I want to adopt 50 of these things and feed them the bacon they so clearly deserve.
Favorite Colours:
Valentine: I appreciate the redraw, and once again, the expression of pure disdain is really doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The shading is also good, and this is the Plumpy colour that made me realize they have long tails.
Chocolate: Not only is it inherently bon-bon shaped to begin with, but the chocolate dripping off the halo is a really nice touch. Also has a nice palette and some good shading.
Strawberry: I've mentioned the shading on most of these, and the strawberry Plumpy is no exception. I love way the seeds are the same yellow colour as the halo and tail, and the the little leaf wings are too perfect.
Least Favorite Colour:
Birthday: Plumpy really has no truly bad colours because Plumpy is just that cool, but if I had to pick one it would be birthday. It's not the worst, but I feel like just slapping icing and a plate in front of it doesn't exactly look that exciting (though I do like the cone wings). It could've at least been made out of cake like other birthday pets and then have a missing nibbled-away paw or something.