1) low bar 2) trip over the bar 3) sue the bar company

As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this

rest in fucking peace

I'm sorry but this keeps cracking me up. After nearly 24 years they release a mutant version of one of the most iconic petpets on the site

Kass suggestion for @corvuscantum

welcome to chia king can i take your order

i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

neopets snow faerie... was planning to do some redesigning but her original look is actually perfect I think. I've always thought her original sprites were extremely stylish lmao

this image is from a comment on youtube posted by voxalice [vox-ull] that looks to be the very first neopets map, very interesting!

(whenever I look at that kass lunchbox item, my brain keeps seeing the end of his beak as a funny chin.)

thanks neopets

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding