I'm gay

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

my couchsona

I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.

she wears short shorts i wear pant pants

Pokemon Heritage Post

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

Concussions-to-Lovers speedrun

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring