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fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!

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The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021

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The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!

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The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!

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jjeremysstash

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious

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drake nooooo 😢

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this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually

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@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

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whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

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hey. don't cry. 144 ibuprofen capsules in this bottle.

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having worked for a company that constantly had life size cardborad cutouts of shaq, sometimes i do just see giant shaqs in the corner of my visions

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Guardian angels

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I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Saccadic Masking reminds me of a joke I once heard about how the human genome is the same size as Microsoft Office and about as buggy…

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pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones

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Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

obtusecrimes

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

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#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

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you go i stay

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