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me, decomposing on my bed: sending you all good vibes :)

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

I will give you one of my saved URLs if you never have to make me read griffinmcelroypisskink again

when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”

Don’t ever threaten me with “I’m gonna kill you”, because you will get my hopes up for nothing

They never had a chance

what happened in 1845?

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

this is so sad alexa play mcr’s entire discography

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

Once my old therapist said i should watch the big bang theory bc i “looked like I’d enjoy it” and tbh that was worse than the bullying that caused my mental health to decline and sent me to therapy

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!