multifandom chaos

Seagull!Obi-Wan and Lion!Qui-Gon

He checks their code at least twice a season to make sure it isn't deteriorating or getting tangled.

Doc is big in the extreme code modding community (think split tongues, cheek gauges and eye ball tattoos in our world). He has gotten a lot of the hermits to try it out.

Tango likes to change the color of his fire but that's how far he is willing to go.

Impulse tryed a complete species change in season 9, it was fun but he prefers his original form.

Scar likes to change the type of magic he can use. He also likes to change the type of wings he has but only for a week before he goes back to his vex ones.

Mumbo tryed it in season 8 but didn't get anyone's help doing it so he messed up and that's why he turned into a potato. Grians soul shouldn't of fixed it but it did. Doc was very confused how it worked when he found out what happened. He offered to help mumbo next time he wanted to mod but mumbo decided to never try code modding again after all of it was fixed.

code modding is looked down upon but they (scar, doc, tango, impulse) find it fun, they help each other when they want to try a new mod.

cub was an allay then turned into a vex then infected by sculk then turned warden. So his code is very out of order. Reading it is like a choose your own adventure story.

Grian was a player, then turned avian, then forcefully changed into a watcher. You can't really read his code the lines change, disappear and reappear. Some are backwards or in Nyctography. Looking at it causes eye strain and migraines. Xisuma has to take a day off after checking it over. Also the O's and 0's are eyes. And they follow the person looking at the code.

Joehills doesn't have code?

Keralis's code looks normal but it's wrong. It shouldn't work but it does.

Bdubs doesn't have letters or numbers in his code It's more of a flip book animation, if you scroll fast enough a little stick figure starts dancing.

Etho's is in binary

Cleo is actually the player with the easiest code to look over. The rotting corpse makes sculptures has the normalest code.

Mess Hall: *quietly, contemplating who’s gonna speak up and risk ending up with custody of the feral one*

Victim 1: *raises hand* Um, where are his usual guardians?

Mace: *batting away Obi-Wan’s lil gremlin hands and squeezing his neck like a scruff* Master Yoda is claiming he has a contagious infection and Master Jinn is passed out in the healing halls with a broken nose that had to be healed with a minor surgery.

Victim 2: Oh? Why do you want to get rid of him anyways? I thought Kenobi was a sweetheart?

Mace: He is giving me constant shatter point migraines. This started when he was about three years old and has persisted since the day I met him.

Victim 2: Fair. Consider? Giving him to whoever broke Master Jinn’s nose??

Mace: Great idea, not an option, he was a flamboyant pirate named Ohnaka who give Obi-Wan spice laced candy.

Obi-Wan: I CAN SEE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND SO AM I

Mace: I am afraid of him. Someone please take this child.

Quinlan: idk bruh force agrees with the kid???? Maybe he’s on that good shit?

Mace: You. I’ve decided he’s yours now for that horrible sentence and agreeing with the hungry void. Take this child and never speak to me again. He bites and sometimes licks. Be careful and don’t point at him. *bodily drops the 16yo into the lap of a 19yo Quinlan*

Quinlan: *immediately petting through Obi-Wan’s hair till he’s purring and pushing into Quinlan’s hands* Was Master Windu being mean to you, Obes?

Obi-Wan: *deep purrs and happy noises* He wouldn’t let me go back to the pirates.

Quinlan: lol, why do you wanna go back to Ohnaka?

Obi-Wan: Made a friend. He was a Mandalorian. Hondo’s gonna ransom him back to his dad-leader. I wanna hang out with him more.

Quinlan: lol that sounds like way more fun than what I had planned. Let’s go steal a ship. *pulls Obi-Wan up and let’s him out of the mess hall*

Victim 2: …should we be letting him do that?

Victim 1: You’re from a side temple, so you wouldn’t get it, but if Windu is leaving Kenobi with Vos, he’s giving them free reign for chaos, he just doesn’t wanna be the one to babysit Kenobi while he follows his fucked up side quests.

Mace: *pushing a pet stroller with Yoda napping against the mesh, absolutely blissed out on post-surgical meds on his way to drop the troll off with Plo who agreed to watch him while he’s recovering* Hella.

Obi-Wan: *holding up initiate Grogu* That’s gonna be you one day.

Qui-Gon: Obi, Padawan mine, you need to stop thinking about it.

Obi-Wan: How am I supposed to stop thinking about a tree that feels things! Normally I can run from your Devil plants but this one isn’t even reacting to you!

Mace: Obi-Wan, you need to think of something else. Your own emotional panic is likely rebounding off it and causing a feedback loop. What’s the most annoying subject in your schooling right now?

Obi-Wan: …probably maths. They keep speaking numbers at me.

Mace: Exactly. You don’t like the numbers and the tree doesn’t like your panic. What you should be thinking about, is that eighteen page essay on the history of circumcision noted in five different species that you turned into your poetry master.

Obi-Wan: Hey, I got an A on that!

Mace: I know. She thought it was a study of the suffering of sentients by their own hand in a modern art format.

Obi-Wan: Maybe it was!

Qui-Gon: Is that why your biology master said you turned in a very cursed prophetic poem about a spider? That he had to ask the mind healers to look at?

Obi-Wan: Um. Sure. That must have been the reason.

Mace: Exactly. There is a lot more of interest out here to talk about-

Obi-Wan: I think the tree is possessed by a force ghost of a Sith who didn’t want to die a Sith but their master trapped them in the tree as a punishment.

Mace: …

Qui-Gon: …huh…

Mace: Is this normal for him?

And in walks in like. Nine year old Initiate Obi-Wan, all chubby-cheeked with fluffy bright red hair, and giant blue eyes.

Just. Their faces, okay?

Now keep in mind I want the council to always be Up To Shenanigans. I’m talking like 2015 Avengers tower found family era fics okay, they’re one big family and Obi-Wan is now super officially The Baby and literally nothing he does will ever stop that again. And despite everything, every single council member is, at heart, incredibly petty in that special Jedi family way and are so ready to not be dealing with a war Right This Very Minute.

What I keep picturing is Baby-Wan wiggling his way into a chair, situating himself Very Regally, then clasping his hands in classic Negotiator style, then speaking up with the Most Serious Of Tiny Baby Voices as the main spokesperson on the Council Of Petty Time Travelers

I just want to see people not in the know

I want Jedi of all ages witnessing Jedi masters, councilmen and women, long lived and wisest of the Jedi, coming to the crèche to visit tiny lil Baby-Wan about his opinions on current events and how they should handle this treaty and also when are you free I want to test my soresu

Tiny baby speaker of the council Obi-Wan turning on a dignified Jedi Master with big crocodile tears and pulling on the angst that is his life to make it feel real and ask them why they aren’t getting along with others like the ghost of Christmas future warning you of your doom but with baby tears instead of showing you your actual future. It’s rude, really.

Shaak Ti just carries him around sometimes on her hip. Obi-Wan feels bad cause he knows she misses the clones (who obviously are probably gonna follow them on accident somehow without even needing to give Prime any angst.) and he lets her use him as a cuddle buddy at those times.

Obi-Wan: Have you met him?

Creche Master: …yeah, that checks out. You’ll need some extra meditation time, I think.

Obi-Wan: *is only 11, is fine with more sleep* Okay, Master! *wanders off to get in his pajamas*

Qui-Gon: *making a pot of sleepy tea*

Obi-Wan: *comes back in jammies looking confused*

Qui-Gon: What’s wrong, Padawan?

Obi-Wan: I can’t find my sleepy cocoon.

Qui-Gon: …your sleeping bag? Oh, I assumed you used that for camping in the room of a thousand fountains, do you usually sleep in that at night?

Obi-Wan: ??? No? No I use it sometimes but you’re right, that’s for camping nights. I mean my sleepy cocoon?

Qui-Gon: …what is a sleep cocoon?

Obi-Wan: It’s… it’s a stretchy fabric that goes over you?

Qui-Gon: …gimme a second, I don’t think I saw anything like that in your bags.

One call to the creche later

Creche Master: Is something wrong with Padawan Kenobi settling in?

Qui-Gon: Um, he’s missing something that I don’t think I’ve seen. He called it his sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: Oh! That went into the laundry this morning, it probably got delivered back to us, I’ll have it sent right away.

Qui-Gon: Um, I need to ask… what is a sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: *snort* It’s an anti-grav sleeping tube. It’s a compression material so he doesn’t feel it when he starts to float in his sleep. He’s too close to the cosmic force to control it, so they give him the compression tube.

Qui-Gon: …you’re saying he disobeys gravity in his sleep, so the tube makes him stop realizing it?

Creche Master: Yeah, it’s pretty important, actually. It keeps his joints in place. No cricks in his neck or dead arms if they start to fall.

Qui-Gon: Amazing. A straight jacket for his cosmic force abilities. I adore it. Please send it here. He can get out of it on his own, right?

Creche Master: Oh course, it’s just pressure, not actually being tied up.

Qui-Gon: heeeeey, buddy-

Obi-Wan: -you have a spider in your beard. *lays back down and goes back to sleep*

One hour later

Qui-Gon: -and that’s why I was late to this meeting!

Mace: …did you find the spider?

Qui-Gon: *actual fear on his face* no 😭 I can feel it’s presence in the force I think 😭

Yoda: Love that padawan, yes I do.

Dooku: *giggling* his birthday is coming up soon, we should get him his favorite tea.

Obi-Wan: *watching on the sidelines between Jango and Arla, eating bangcorn* Wow. He sure can move while half dead. I hope I’m at least that good one day.

Jaster: *annoyed and sweaty and absolutely at his wits end with this one* STOP FIGHTING!!! I don’t wanna kill you and I have Jetii questions to ask! Just go down and I’ll call in the medics!

Obi is being politely asked to stay tho (they forcibly adopted him on day 0.5).

said this in the tags of another post but i'm still thinking about it. because i think this is what bothers me about a lot of clone and jedi fanon, like plo koon as wolffe's dad or cody and obi-wan as an old married couple. neither the jedi nor the clones have a culture where those roles are A Thing. there is no "this person is like a parent to me," or "i love them so much wish we could be together always and forever."

lol so a month or so ago I went on a... this-adhd-med-I'm-trying-is-actually-making-it-worse?!!-induced fixation rabbit hole and possibly wrote out like 30+ pages about clone culture/worldbuilding. During which I realized the clones would probably have NO sense of amatonormativity, like at all

Why would they be ingrained with the same standards and expectations about relationships/marriage/nuclear family etc that we are familiar with when their exposure is primarily limited to:

1. Jango who requested a clone of himself to raise as a single father

2. Kaminoan scientists who reproduce via cloning

3. Bounty hunter trainers who agreed to cut contact with their families and live on a secret isolated planet for 10+ years

4. Jedi generals who are separated from their birth families, raised communally, and swear off marriage

And that's not even to mention their indoctrination

Chuchi: And what happens when you're too old to fight? Clone: That's not a scenario we're trained to think about

Like the aspects of amatonormativity and compulsory sexuality/romance that come from societal pressures and an idea of "purpose." The belief that "love/marriage and having a family is the most important and fulfilling path" or whatever. That is not something that would show up in an environment like Kamino, which depends on and enforces an entirely unrelated set of expectations. The clones are trained and conditioned to value their singular purpose as expendable soldiers. They'd probably be specifically discouraged from thinking about those things, to the Kaminoans it would just be a distraction, most of them won't live long enough for it to be relevant anyway. (Not to say that none of them would ever end up wanting those things, just I think generally operating from a baseline of disinterest/low-priority)

I think this is part of why idk how I feel about what little of Rep Comm I've read. Like the whole Kal'buir thing, I get it for the nulls whomst he literally adopted but for the others? There's a difference between a father and a trainer, even if he's a nice one. And I guess it just feels like "fixing deficits" rather than letting clone culture be different than ours (same with like transplanting them into Mando culture/heritage, giving them all girlfriends, and curing the accelerated aging)

also pulling this out of the tags because once again, shaking your hand:

#our norms are not their norms#and it's so much more interesting to explore theirs instead of pigeonholing them to conform to ours#(esp when our norms are dumb too anyway)#so yeah more aroallo jedi please!

i think alloaro is/should be the "expected norm" for the jedi honestly.

#I also just love the idea of clones raising younger clones/tubies not as their children but as little brothers -- #like numa was calling waxer and boil “brother” the whole episode yall#and omega always refers to the batch only as her brothers not dads

my hc for clone family structure is based entirely around sibling relationships and military hierarchy. all clones are brothers but big brother = person in charge of keeping you alive = commanding officer. nothing to do with age, a designation based solely on rank and/or the nature of the relationship. to be a big brother means to hold responsibility for someone, either by the choice of making a friend and deciding to take that role in their life or by getting promoted into a position of authority. cody is the big brother of the entire 3rd system army, but also be decided to be a mentor/big brother to rex in particular because he liked rex and wanted to teach him some things to help him survive. (in this way i think they could be an interesting parallel to the jedi, in that mentor type relationships are the most important/form the basis for how people become connected and take care of each other.)