Alex

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

"can't believe Hungary is celebrating a centrist-conservative" low-key choke on your tongue, you have no idea about what the status of the left here is (non fucking existent for complicated reasons) so yes, we will take one fucking step back towards the center after a far-right asshole, thanks!!!!!!!

"there's no left-wing party in the hungarian parliament" okay so we didn't have a minister of health. did you know that? no minister of education either. since 2010, yeah. we have, like, maybe three independent press outlets. they've continuously extended the emergency rule of law thats been in effect since 2020, allowing orbán to rule by decree. if he had won again we would have been kicked out of the eu and the country's already struggling economy would have collapsed like a house of cards. i can empathize with my fellow hungarians having mixed feelings about a right leaning centrist with allegations of dv still hanging over his head but everyone else should shut up foreverrrr

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

i love the original frankenstein novel a normal amount

How can you read "I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other" as a closeted teenager and not be changed on an atomic level because of it

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

Obviously as a gay Lutheran I don’t agree with Mr. the pope on a lot of things but I think it’s wild when he’s like “be nice and don’t be fascist” and then conservative Catholics get mad at him. Like bro that’s your boss, basically your king, and he’s just telling you to be nice to people and don’t be a nazi. If thats offensive I think you might need to do some reflection.

Why do you as a Lutheran have disagreements with the pope?

*looks directly into the camera with the most tired expression you’ve ever seen*

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck

You can get the same sensation by sucking a hotdog warmed in a microwave for 15 seconds

I've seen some of the men you all date. The smell will be the same.

Tumblr anthropology would have us examine how this is reflective of the gen 1 vs gen 2 Pokemon schism of 2021. As you can see, the gen 2 gaytotodile survived the encounter while the gen 1 squirtle-daddy was voted out and blasted off again to a new social media pasture

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.