SuperMaus

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

I need to have a word with every writer who has ever had their character get knocked unconscious and wake up fine an hour later with just a headache. That is not how that works. That is not how any of this works. A concussion is not a nap. Getting hit hard enough to lose consciousness is a medical emergency and the aftermath lasts days, sometimes weeks. Your readers who have actually been concussed are sitting there furious. Do five minutes of research. It will make everything more interesting anyway.

The chosen one prophecy that describes literally only this one specific person and yet everyone is surprised when it turns out to be them. "Born when two moons align, marked by fire, with eyes like the ancient sea" and then they look at the protagonist who has been standing there the whole time with her exact described eyes in her exact described birthmark going "could it be…?" YES. IT IS HER. IT WAS ALWAYS HER. THE PROPHECY HAD HER NAME IN IT ESSENTIALLY. Why is everyone in this kingdom so bad at reading.

This cat puts up with so much