What.

hi i’m guy fieri and welcome to dungeons dragons and dives

you come upon a small hamlet, Flavortown

tumblr is a bit like a flea market but instead of selling charming junk it sells lies and half understood ideas about politics

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

I get to roast tf outta someone and they pay me to do it? Who hirin?

Today’s Friday, though.

that s your guardian angel now

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students

these are getting more and more specific

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time