MEGATRON HAS FALLEN! I, STARSCREAM AM POSTING.

Sir Kelliç the Corpseëater is a noble and kind paladin, I will hear no more of these unsavoury rumours

delivering my glowing excitement for the reveal arenanet is teasing "I'd take whatever, I still like guild wars I think"

youp that's guild wars

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

Wet Beast Wednesday

Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

the most important part of Freynac's day is when she gets down on her knees before bed and prays to Itzpalt of Element that she does not get fried to death by lightning and take 1031281931 damage.