maybe im just crazy

The Royal Schools have accepted me as a student. I GOT IT!

Contract of Service 1. You will always answer to Me with “YES.” 2. You will always serve Me with a smile. 3. In case of breach of any terms above, the fine is to be a hundred times the payment.

I am wearing Lyonnais silk, encrusted with Indian sapphires, working with overlay of 200-year-old lace. Apparently too much movement can cause the sapphires to shred the lace. If that were not enough, the gown sits atop a bespoke underpinning made of whalebone. The bones of whales. Whales died, so I could look like this.

My client says he doesn’t know.

It’s really sad if you think about it. But somehow, I find it hysterical.

Your problem is you are trying much too hard to be respectful.

You called me an unexpected variable, an unpredictable deviation that entered your life. I don’t want to be that anymore. I want us to talk and discuss our future ten, twenty years from now, until the day we die. I want to plan everything with you. I want to be the constant in your life.

It’s chilly, so how about pork backbone stew? We’ll have it sizzling hot. / We’re at a hotel, so let’s go to a fine dining restaurant.

It feels like they’re starting to swap personalities. / They say you grow alike with the one you love.

Don’t go. Stay by my side.

It must be far too late to go to you.

Have I always been this pretty? / Right? You are pretty.

Wen Shuangjiang, is your main goal just to watch the movie, or is it to be with me? / You. I want to watch a movie with you.