this is the season for dreaming

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

It is the civic duty of everyone to read banned books. 

Wh-why is ‘Where the WIld Things Are’ on a list of banned books???? What could anyone possibly find offensive about that book that they feel the need to ban it????

Defiance of a parent, is my guess.

Nope. It’s banned because of “witchcraft/supernatural elements” bc Christian mothers are fucking rabid about that kind of shit

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

interesting how they kicked both clergymen out but people booed and yelled “go home” only when the black minister spoke.

Dostoevsky did a thing surprisingly similar to this at one point.

i’d noticed the republicans have stopped pretending to be christian over the past couple years, but i never expected them to boo the words of christ on television.

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

This is the cutest thing.

if i die because i had to pet the giant kitties then so be it

@otahkoapisiakii

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

I absolutely do not like that.

NO

WHY IS IT IN THE SAME KEY

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

then you belong in academia 

stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help.

But what if it’s true

are we just never going to discuss the fact that hamlet showed up in ophelia’s room completely disheveled with his pants around his ankles?? how far did he have to walk with his pants down? or did he wait until he got right outside her door and THEN put his pants down? if he was only acting mad then I can imagine hamlet turning to horatio and being like “watch this”