⦻ Your Local Psycho ⦻

lars/henry....... you understand

It’s actually so funny to me Man so sad and pathetic and sopping wet so many people were like “alright fine we’ll get you another sopping wet sad pathetic man” They’re like rabbits

i hate what podcast has become synonymous with because please i’m not listening to alpha male gym bros deny climate change i’m listening to my gay blorbos go through the horrors there’s a big difference

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

"i asked chatgpt and" ok well i asked the demon in a red paisley suit that i see in my dreams and he sent me a wax-sealed red envelope from across the lake asking me to bring him strawberry preserves