No

I support gun grandma

We stan

Catch me wearing all of these at the same time

no pants?

this is more of a pussy out look

I completely thought those were synonyms, thank

Reblog to save a life

maximum CRONCH

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

reblog for noises

adorable

oh my fuckning

UNMUTE THIS

Please get this away from me

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

I wish this video was 6 hours long

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

…it’s hypnotic…

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”