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Did you know that you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles (1974) today, because the studios won’t pay for any writers.

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i think a lot about how in the past women/afab people disguised themselves as men and lived for years undetected (in all-male workplaces!!) because it really drives home the point that there is so much natural variation in human bodies that would enable somebody to believably do this. like not only is it natural for men to be very short but it’s also natural for them to have high voices, it’s natural for women to be tall, built, and masculine, and the fact that people in the past just rolled with it like “he has dainty hands and that’s none of my business” gives me some type of jealousy. people have gotten way too comfortable deciding what traits are normal for what sex. i think we all need to mind our business more.
Really feels like incels (and terfs) spend an awful lot of time building up schema of Men And Women as being so different that they are practically separate species, when compared to most other species our sexual dimorphism is so mild as to be almost completely eclipsed by individual variation. We are more alike than we are different, which sounds like a sappy platitude but is honestly just how humans work compared to, say, anglerfish.
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A man and a woman according to weird misogynistic transphobes
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omg no way! you bruise super easily? that’s so cool! hey can i try something really quick? 0:-)
according to the notes this is a horny post as opposed to a post about hitting your friends with heavy objects to see what happens but I will reblog it nonetheless
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postal service kinda gay….
all these “packages” that are “in the male” 🤔😳
you know van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
hottest weapon
sword
hand gun
rifle
baseball bat (no nails)
baseball bat (with nails)
your fists
knife
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chainsaw
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Bad poll. How are you gonna give knife and baseball bat two slots but make mention of hammers? F, see me after class.
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fire drill
tornado drill
earthquake drill
hurricane drill
nuclear drill
active shooter drill
two or more of these
none of these
other!
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if you rb pls tag where your from and which ones you did! i live in texas and we did fire, tornado, shooter, and nuclear (there is a nuclear power plant near where i grew up and the plan was to hide under our desks and clench)

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The state of queer discourse is this: We're a herd of beef cattle being driven down a chute into an abottoir, a couple of head are trying to make the "Have we not horns?" speech, but they're being drowned out by the Judas cow at the head of the chute who's loudly complaining that the farmer should've better sorted the herd
here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid
this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary
harry potter blog.
When you really think about it, some of these new shounen shows like JJK, BNHA and Demon Slayer are lowkey as bad as older shoenen shows when it comes to how they treat their female characters.
The only difference is that new shounen learned this neat trick where they will allow their female characters to have one epic moment in a side-fight that can easily be removed without effecting the plot too much and somehow that’s enough to gaslight people to think that they’re watching peak feminism.
#more twitter drama

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Advice if you love/care about an addict but they're not ready for abstinence. This is meeting people where they're at- the most important part of harm reduction
suboxone and methadone are treatment drugs for opioid withdrawal symptoms btw! they’re meant to be a kind of transitional drug for people who want to quit but don’t want to suffer through the cold turkey method, which a lot of harm reduction advocates see as needlessly difficult and cruel
[video description: tiktok by court0o0 replying to a comment that says "i rllyyy wish i could've seen that video please upload again soon". the video is of a white woman with a Bronx accent talking to the camera. she has brown hair in messy braids and is wearing several necklaces with charms on them.]
[transcript:
"Hi, my name is Courtney, and I'm a harm reduction worker in the South Bronx. So, someone basically asked me what to do when they love somebody in their life who's in active addiction. They don't wanna lose this person, but this person is not ready to get clean yet, and they don't know what to do to help them. And I wanna tell you guys about what we do in harm reduction, and an individual-centered approach.
So, the most important part of harm reduction is meeting people where they're at, and we do a person-centered approach, which means our cases for each individual is going to be completely different, because each individual experiencing addiction is completely different.
For some people, forced treatment may help them, but it's still a punitive measure, and we don't wanna force people into treatment, because for a lot of people, it ends up being traumatic, and you don't get the results they want if they're not ready to get clean and they don't want to get clean.
And, by the way, that's okay for them to not wanna get clean yet or not be ready. They're on their own timeline and their own journey.
So, I'm gonna make up a hypothetical person so you guys can understand what meeting someone where they're at basically means. So, say I'm working in harm reduction, we have someone new come in and, um, I do an intake. They say that they shoot, um, heroin and fentanyl about 8 times a day, they're an IV user, they're houseless, um, and... they... don't— they're not on any form of MAT or anything like that, in any program.
I can ask them what they wanna gain from coming [to] the harm reduction center. Like, "What— what is your goal? You obviously came here for an intention." A lot of time it'll be like clean syringes or fentanyl testing strips or they wanna like store their syringes and exchange them properly, something like that. So we can make a goal for them, to start using clean syringes every time they use. And that is a major goal to achieve! So, um, we set that goal, then say they come back in 2 weeks, and they're been using clean syringes every time they use. They're still using! But they're using clean syringes, which is way safer than what they were doing before, and that's an amazing goal, and we celebrate them achieving that goal.
We don't shame or stigmatize their use. It's okay.
So then, since they achieved that goal, I could be like, "Okay! Do you wanna like, achieve another goal? Let's get you on, maybe, maintenance, MAT*," if they're ready. So they join a methadone program. Um, and they're still using, but they're only using 2 times a day now, they're using clean needles, and they're on maintenance, they're on methadone. So, that is a huge achievement! And if they achieve that goal, that is something to be celebrated! Like that is harm reduction, and meeting someone where they're at.
So when this case first came in, think about it: They were using 8 times a day, they were using dirty syringes, which is a risk for HIV, Hep C, and infections, um, and you know they were not on maintenance, all this stuff. Now, they're only using 2 times a day, they're using clean syringes, they're disposing of them properly, and they're on maintenance. That's an amazing achievement in itself, so we celebrate that!
Then, say they're ready to get housing, because housing is a form of harm reduction. I can get them into a shelter, maybe an apartment, or we could work something out, depending on the individual and what they're um, you know, um, accessible— what's accessible to them.
So they go from being houseless to being in a shelter, only using 2 times a day, being on maintenance, and using clean syringes. That in itself is an amazing achievement. So, they didn't stop use, they didn't get totally "clean", they're not totally "abstinent", but they're, like, way— they're using in a way safer way then they were before.
And you might think that's not an achievement, "Oh my God, they only... achieve this much," but to the— to anybody else, this is a huge achievement, and this is something that should be celebrated!
Then, one day, say they're ready to come in, and they're like, "Yeah, I wanna get on Suboxone**, I want to stop using completely," or "I wanna go to detox," then we can help them with that as well. Like, it all depends on the individual, and the person themselves, and meeting them where they're at.
So, if someone you love is using, and you know they're using, and you wanna help them, don't— don't help them in a stigmatized way, don't stigmatize their drug use, don't shame them, don't... force them to get clean. Um, that is basically not helping in any type of way.
And I know your intentions are probably good, but the outcome is not always good.
So try giving them fentanyl testing strips, try giving them access to clean syringes, try hooking them up with harm reduction centers, try anything you can, AA, NA***, I mean, I'm not big fans of AA or NA, but it works for some people, like anything you can.
But meet that individual where they're at, and be prepared for what that individual is ready for, and do it on their timeline, that's the most important part.
And I hope that this explains it well, I know it's a really long video, I'm sorry, but I'm just trying my best to explain a really complicated matter in like, as short and simple as possible. I hope it helps!
end transcript]
the final part of the video is a cut to a yellow sign that says "end the drug war" with a caption that says "END THE DRUG WAR!!! save lives!!!!" end video description]
*MAT: medication-assisted treatment
**Suboxone: a treatment for opiate addiction
***AA and NA: Addicts Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous, note that AA can also stand for Alcoholics Anonymous
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