and the universe said 'you are not alone'

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

pro tip if you want to come up with fantastic never before seen AUs just 1) watch some movies, read a couple of books, listen to a few songs, etc; 2) have a fever and 3) go to sleep. you will be surprised by what your brain can do

FUCK I'M SORRY

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

the paper is warm because the printer just layed it

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence