♥ Space Boy ♥

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin….who are you laying hands on? other men?

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

This is the worst addition to this post

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

anyone in this thread smoke weed

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

i want to “play” world of warcraft and by that i mean i want to “look at an orc” in the “select character screen” for 10 “minutes” and then “log off”

*imagines one orc* hey handsome what’s up *imagines many orcs having a good time at the end of a long day* whoa. now that’s what I’m talking about

You know sometimes you’re on this site for so long that someone reinvents daydreaming about your crush

i have a crush on the concept of orcs

Just looking at these posts like I'm sifting through the catch of a deep-sea fishing trawler, seeing the carcasses of strange and exotic discourse monsters dredged from the Stygian depths of Tumblr.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.