:V

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

buzzkilling isn't cool and subversive anymore. there is so little buzz and i'm taking it where i can get it

with its threatened status, we’ve shifted to a buzz capture-and-release program

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.

spose we're all feeping stupid today

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

it’s “href” cause that’s the sound you make when you have to write html