Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

What the fuck is that

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.

I needed this reminder right now, thank you, internet. Been stuck on the same paragraph of something for three days because I can’t get it right, and even though I KNOW I should just write the shit sentence and move on I’m letting myself be stuck grinding. Sometimes I need that external reminder.

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone