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The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

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Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.

Yeah with your face full of makeup and impractical nails girl I’m sure your analysis of misogyny is real acute.

great example of misogyny! thank you for providing an example for the class :)

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.

official linguistics post

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED

certified iconic post

every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

Experts say 99% of Disney fans quit right before they come out with a live action remake that's totally good this time I swear!!

Disney and Nintendo fans are the same kind of breed of brand loyalty for nostalgia that they can't let go off or elsr they will have to realize that their mass consumerism isn't going to make them feel like a child again