Count Downer's Guide for New Units

Short, controlled bursts.

Since only our livery has changed, and not our raiment, I take that to mean that our purpose in life hasn’t changed that dramatically. Meet the new boss, not that different than the old boss.

seriously dude are you even trying

this does NOT cut it

hey

you know who IS a signamancer

A BUNCH OF THE PEOPLE WE WERE HANGING OUT WITH FOR THE PAST FEW TURNS

im not kiddin man this is not good enough

i only let it slide last time cuz it was funny

now

go back

find someone

and ask them

are you going to volunteer for this or am i going to order you to do it

oh and double-time it

you dont get to drag your feet on this

Since only our livery has changed, and not our raiment, I take that to mean that our purpose in life hasn’t changed that dramatically. Meet the new boss, not that different than the old boss.

seriously dude are you even trying

this does NOT cut it

But he’d have to be away from the field, and have no time to plan or talk with the casters, or

NO HE SHOULD BE HERE TRAINING WITH ME RIGHT NOW

It would be faster to just take a strong stack and pick some fights for REAL experience!

Artemis has been doing her best to keep the troops busy with practice drills and exercises, but nothing can stop infantry from talking during their downtime. Since they can’t talk about how excited they are about the next skirmish (we have no idea if or when it’ll happen, and Parson left orders against such talk, saying it’d be ‘inflammatory’) the only thing left is gossip about who’s getting nookie from who.

I’m sure they’ll go through everyone, eventually. I’m actually looking forward to when they start pairing me up with the Dirtamancer… the rumors about those casters are always hilariously filthy.

What I’ve come away with is a) mostly cuddling and b) Cubbins was on top.

But he’d have to be away from the field, and have no time to plan or talk with the casters, or

NO HE SHOULD BE HERE TRAINING WITH ME RIGHT NOW

It would be faster to just take a strong stack and pick some fights for REAL experience!

Artemis has been doing her best to keep the troops busy with practice drills and exercises, but nothing can stop infantry from talking during their downtime. Since they can’t talk about how excited they are about the next skirmish (we have no idea if or when it’ll happen, and Parson left orders against such talk, saying it’d be ‘inflammatory’) the only thing left is gossip about who’s getting nookie from who.

I’m sure they’ll go through everyone, eventually. I’m actually looking forward to when they start pairing me up with the Dirtamancer... the rumors about those casters are always hilariously filthy.