MIAU!!

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

Jacksepticeye is a STUPID youtuber name. Hi i'm Jonathan Poopy Eye. Ok bro

Ok well there happens to be deep lore and strong reasons for the name!! I’m very complex

now im really curious about said lore...

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

kind of fascinating how a lot of people don’t really know how food works

saw a twitter video of a dude making like fried broccoli with bacon or whatever and everyone in the replies was going “can’t believe he took something healthy and turned it into poison!!!!” i don’t really know how to explain to you that you’re still eating broccoli, and the healthy nutrients do not magically leave the broccoli just because you fried it

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

BRING HIM BACK

To the people out there who anti-trf I am going to hold your hand as I say this. You have got to get less transmisogynistic. You need to. You simply must. Do you know how it feels as a trans woman to read all the comments on most anti-trf posts and see responses like "we get it lily/lilith/alice/luna" or whatever other common transfem names you hear. That is the same exact thing as when they make fun of names like kai or jake or jax. Also no more "it's always anime girl pfps" like. You can call out bad people without making fun of their interests? And stereotyping isn't cool either. Same thing goes with the "go on her blog and search 'sister' or 'tme'" about every. Single. Fucking. Trans woman. Like I know some trans women can be pieces of shit but so can anyone else. You do not need to stereotype us and ridicule our interests even if you don't like is though. Even if a trans man said some shit to me like "all of you trans women are just the same and I don't trust you for calling yourself a transfeminist" I wouldn't be like "okay jake, im gonna search forcemasc on yoir blog". Do you see how insane that sounds???? We can combat transandrophobia in better ways than stereotyping trans women, I guarantee you.

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