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Disclaimer, because I've seen this on social media: I won't dare to say that I'm a good enough/popular enough writer for this to ever matter, but if I ever find out one of my readers put my fic into AI, I'm going to lose my shit. That shit is so disrespectful to actual writers. If you desperately want alternative endings/scenes of a fic you love go into the writers inbox!
You do not have my permission to feed my fic into AI!
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βpotentially mature contentβ yeah thatβs my pervert friend i hope itβs mature content thatβs what i followed them for
somewhere in the heated rivalry universe shane and ilya are watching the puppy ice hockey game and ilya is crying out of joy because they named two of the puppies after them
Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the βFoodβ option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your petβs name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???
A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)
A color (Pinky, Hazel)
A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)
A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)
A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)
Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)
A trait (Lucky, Buddy)
Something else
No pet
If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the βFoodβ option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your petβs name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^
Since people liked this post of Ilya proving to the internet why Shane is a good partner, letβs have a sequel of Shane doing similar
Ilya is in a depression low and the fact that his hockey persona is still βbiggest assholeβ no matter what he does has been getting to him even if he wonβt admit it. So Shane posts a photo compilation titled βEvery Reason Ilya Rozanov Is NHLs Biggest Assholeβ
-βBullies his teammatesβ with a picture of Ilya doing a celebratory fist pump next to Haas with his face in his hands, in front of a tv showing Ilya getting first in Mario Kart
-βBullies his competitorsβ with a picture of Ilya laughing and Scott Hunter looking like he wants to set him on fire with his mind as he holds a birthday card labeled βWoah! You made it to 100!β
-βBullies Hayden Pikeβ with a picture of Ilya and Jackie in the lake doing the Dirty Dancing lift while Hayden stands by with his hands on his hips and glaring
-βStealingβ with a group of pictures of Ilya wearing a Hollander 24 hoodie, wearing the Canadian Olympic fleece, and wearing one of Shaneβs old jerseys
-βDramaticβ with a picture of Ilya in a feather boa at a karaoke night at a gay bar, eyes closed as he is clearly belting out some song
-βTakes jobs away from janitorsβ with a picture of Ilya in an arena post-game and picking up litter people dropped in the hallway
-βBad role model to youthβ with a picture of Ilya and a kid at one of the camps sticking their tongues out at each other
-βChild abuseβ with a picture of Ilya playing paintball with a group of young boys
-βAnimal abuseβ with a picture of Ilya bathing an unhappy Anya in a kiddie pool in the backyard
-βDisturbing local wildlifeβ with a blurry picture of Ilya running away from a Canada goose
-βEncourages cavitiesβ with a picture of Ilya letting trick or treaters take handfuls of candy from a bowl
-βUnfair sales tacticsβ with a picture of Ilya taking pictures with people at a Girl Scout cookie sale table, the table surrounded by a crowd of people waiting and holding cookie boxes
-βTrespassingβ with a picture of Ilya shoveling a neighbors driveway
-βFashion crimesβ with a picture of Ilya in a pink baseball hat, a neon orange tank top, jorts, and neon green crocs
-βNot helpful at puzzlesβ with a picture of Ilya and David in front of a one thousand piece puzzle, both with their faces in their hands, pieces everywhere
-βOnly falls asleep during movies when its his husbands turn to pickβ with a selfie of Shane frowning at the camera and Ilya zonked out asleep on his chest
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I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area theyβve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record Iβm fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
umbreon restored its hp!
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why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????
anytime ilya tries to peacock for shane by doing like one handed pushups or pull ups on some random infrastructure it only works for a few minutes before shane is itching to go OKAY MY TURN NOW
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laughing about the idea of shane who has a vasovagal response to needles because i know in my heart that he would believe in his ability to beat it
he would believe so hard
HE is the master of this situation, and he can BEAT IT
he is MIND OVER MATTERING
he is FOCUSED
he is DETERMINED
he is PASSING OUT IN THE PARKING LOT
shane comes to, sees The Face and just immediately slides the towel on his head down to cover his eyes
making this worse is that they have lunch plans with shane's parents, which is one of the reasons shane decided to try and out-willpower biology in the first place so they could get through as soon as possible
and now they're going to be late AND shane now has to convince ilya to not get him in trouble
"you canNOT tell my mom"
"i am going to tell your mother"
"do NOT"
"i am telling her as soon as we get there"
"you tell her, and I'm not fucking you for a WEEK"
"oh, so you are still telling lies?"
also extremely funny to imagine ilya's journey in this situation emotions-wise as well
man went from "okay, all done with boring medical stuff. now to have a nice lunch with my in-laws. :)" only to have shane grab him, go fucking DEATHLY pale, and then DROP
and ilya is naturally freaking tf out until a nurse very calmly lets him know everything is okay, this is very common, does his husband have a history of fainting with needles and/or bloodwork-
which means ilya's OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK immediately becomes "oh you motherfucker" as he waits for his husband to rouse enough to get fucking ROASTED
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shane + subspace (heated rivalry 1.01 & 1.02) inspired by this post by @lizzylolz
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3
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"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family
Whitaker: Is there a word thatβs a mix between sad and mad? Mel: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate. Santos: Smad.
