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never gonna understand choking during sex... homer does that to bart dude

and they probably have a better sex life than you because of it

homer and bart do not have sex with one another.

youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

It's been 5 years.

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

fucking. fujoshi ass fish

i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get