aylmao

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

But you can’t plow in the rain, the mud gums everything up.

that’s why you need to think about farming instead

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

new trend: scurvy

Millions of years of evolution perfecting how our bodily functions operate on a balanced, repeated intake of proteins, fats and carbs but as soon as a youtuber shares a novel way to starve and destroy yourself it catches on with someone, somewhere. How can people fall for shit like this. They could literally just read what they are made out of and where it comes from. There’s no miracle secret to weight loss hidden under that conventional knowledge. That conventional knowledge is what keeps you from being a corpse.

what is it about tumblr posting that makes you want to confess to idiot behavior

when in rome

I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because  when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.

My most common one is being 100% certain I did the thing already because the memory of doing it and the memory of intending to do it are the same mental images.

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

Would you like to file a report

haha so? since when do we care if this hellsite goes belly-up? you cant even say it has a unique design or features anymore, tumblr has multiple replacements ready to go since the porn ban. if this site is deleted you can catch me shitposting on cumblr

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.