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if i don't get to speak in hyperbole (which is my greatest joy in life) literally every single day i will explode and die.

oh that’s good that’s clever

i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him

seeing a post claiming moriarty would be a feminist like…..this is somehow more outlandish to me than usual moriarty stanning, you really gonna sit there and tell me that someone who would make a woman call herself “this stupid bitch” while she had a bomb strapped to her has the makings of a feminist, not to mention blowing an old blind lady up , but like alright, yall do you i guess ,

Okay, but he’s a terrorist,, he’s gonna be strapping bombs to people??

i am genuinely fascinated by what you are trying to imply here

…….Are you fucking saying psychopath murders can’t be feminists holy shit.

a Classic*

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message

thid is the only post i dont mind being flooded with character tags because nobody tags it as anything other than Spongebob

mcdonalds parking lot and a bad lesbian bitch to smoke with

DONT FORGET that coffee and alcohol are BEST FRIENDS with water! They love water so much and miss her when she’s not around! Please don’t put them in your tummy without her or they will be SO SAD.

She is the It Girl of your stomach. The true life of the party. Nobody will have a good time if she’s not there. Energy Drinks and Soda will maybe liven things up but it’s just not the same.

That’s a people. That’s a people expression. That cat is a people. This is one of the fair folk.

can we also stop pretending like hollywood invented cinema or that all the Big Name Directors are the Michelangelo of this artform. all of them were influenced by european filmmakers that post ww2 reinvented the genre (google italian neorealism), or japanese filmmakers that reinvented narrative audiovisual language (google akira kurosawa) , or latinamerican filmmakers that innovated production strategies that made films look better at 10% of the cost (google leonardo favio). scorcese himself said he copied a battle sequence from favio's juan moreira because it was "a masterpiece."