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^ ANOTHER PEAK CARLOS MOMENT the brief pause + sigh just says sooooo much. like midge says in the post-ep debrief, carlos' mission is pretty much done at this point, and all he needs to do is to get back and tell the mudlarks the name of the tea king. he's done he's escaped being turned into a plant and it's ep3 only but he's already done!! and then!! and then he thinks about it for just a second, evaluates the risks and benefits and right and wrong, does a sigh of 'am I really gonna do this? fuck, I am gonna help these fuckers', and before cheeky or maureen can think of anything to do, carlos—carlos the literal rat, actual spy, has nothing substantial to gain at this point (*beside stopping the tea from getting out to the market, which is a bonus to his mission)—carlos says. we should go get it back we are going back. we're going back to break the control on pete and stop the tea king and maybe kick some ass along the way. we're doing this not (just) because it benefits us, but because it's the right thing to do.

*and stopping the tea from getting out is also the right thing to do too lbr

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

"Kirby hates the police"

Pearl and False :3 together! doing… something fun!

how about burgers ? :3

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end