Whoa.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

A child just informed me that boys have cooties because “they keep their socks on every all day” but luckily they recover from cooties at age 16.

Now you might think “boys keep their socks on every all day” would be easy to disprove but then one of the boys the same age said “y’all ain’t got sleepin’ socks?”

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

A finger would stop it.

oh no. I've been hit with an overwhelming wave of sadness. this sucks

wave over. everything rules and I rule. you rule

No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

I'm finally watching Dungeons and Drag Queens and obviously it's amazing. But my most favorite part is that none of the queens can ever remember any of the names. I have never felt more represented in my life

The fact that “Elon musk does two Nazi salutes” isn’t blowing up my push notifications is the best example I could possibly give of the media’s failure to do fucking anything

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

i think my body is maybe full of small demons chewing on my vertebrae so they can live in my spine like a crooked little apartment building. and the only thing that appeases them is their daily meal of ibuprofen

sole just hacks gen 1 and 2’s to do this song for days leading up to actually destroying the institute

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”