BATTERY ACID, FUCKNUTS!

not me and @stillseesghosts meeting in a couple of weeks and planning to dress up as bill and eddie at halloween horror nights.....

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anyway who’s gonna take eddie to see bill and ted’s excellent adventure in theatres and blow his fucking mind

i’m too lazy to write a full headcanon but just imagine me talking about how angry eddie is all the time

this is a dennis christopher stan blog first and an eddie kaspbrak rp blog second

@gobeepmyself and i getting fired up about our characters tonight 

all this time i thought eddie’s drive from boston up to derry was super long, like i was thinking AT LEAST seven hours or something but we did it on saturday from north reading up to bangor and it’s only like 3 hours and 45 minutes ?? i do the 4 and a half hour drive from miami to tampa at least twice a month?? that’s NOTHING

my bangor tour guide on saturday: so what’s your favourite steve book me: IT tour guide: basic bitch, huh

love how mr. keene in the miniseries was just like ‘eddie most of ur problems happen bc ur an uptight bitch’ like imagine saying that to an 11 year old

there’s this building in the mount hope cemetery in bangor that they used before mortuary fridges were invented where they’d keep the people who died during the winter in there so the body would freeze and preserve until the ground was soft enough to bury them and all i’m saying is that’s a PERFECT place for pennywise to fuck around in like C’MON

eddie’s last brain cell is heart shaped but it’ll also throw hands if given the chance

eddie internally any time the other losers do something stupid: oh my god i love them so much they’re going to give me a fucking heart attack do they know i’d die for them on a second’s notice jesus christ -- eddie externally any time the other losers do something stupid: are you idiots fucking KIDDING ME ---