i lick salt lamps at home depot

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

i are what i eat

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

charlie kirk hasn't posted anything on youtube lately

introducing the concept of "cloth movies" and "wire movies" where cloth movies might be flashy or make you feel good or entertained but have no substance or interesting themes and wire movies where its a hard or boring watch but will challenge you as a viewer and will make you think about yourself and the world in a way you hadn't before

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry