locally hated

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

In a room full of people I’m looking for the door.

i'm here to let you know your sentence long post did not account for every single human experience. please delete it immediately and apologize with tears

“how to get rid of smile lines” my god you people hate everything

They should invent sleep that works

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

no amount of employment could stop me posting on tumblr dot com

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid