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parsnips in june????

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meteortunes?

Minimum happiness?

Highway single destruction

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Your Enemy Earth

SorNotLame ? ?

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target the unofficial

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ladybug-dies WAIT NO

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Oh it would be a SHAME if anyone in the same-pictureverse stumbled upon this and thus OP was forced to write things 👀

It would be a shame, truely

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write | verb | ˈrīt | compose (a text or work) for written or printed reproduction or publication; put into literary form and set down in writing

help me mutuals

it would be a shame if the roleplayers (simultaneously affectionate and derogatory) found out too

I'm the Eiffel Tower and I approve this message! 👍

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

oh but that translation really doesn't do full justice to espèce de connard triangulaire, which is much more like "you complete triangular arsehole"

One day near the end of the 19th century, a journalist asked Guy de Maupassant why he was often eating lunch at the Eiffel Tower since he hated the tower so much and he answered "that's the only place in the city where I can't see the Eiffel Tower"

[ID: Post this and let your mutuals decide what you're most known for /end ID]

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Anna don't you dare

Challenge Accepted!!!!

Anna I have ONE Christmas wish is that too much to ask

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Anna don't you dare

Yes.