Call Me Star ★彡 @sweetest-starlight - Tumblr Blog

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Hi! My name’s Star and this is my blog :3

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Tony: you’re questioning my methods.

Player: I’m not questioning it, I’m saying it’s stupid.

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Rebel, smiling to the camera: The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.

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Friar Errol: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

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Reggie: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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Penelope: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Holly: It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

Prissy: It’s the flower that keeps on blooming!

Gaia: It’s the boat that keeps on sailing!

Doug: It’s the serial killer that keeps on stabbing!

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Dasha: Here are two pictures. one of them is your drawer, the other is a garbage dump in the philippines. can you tell which is which?

Jerry: *points at a picture* That one’s the dump.

Dasha: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR DRAWER!

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Kopi: How would you like your coffee?

Cam: On a cup?

Kopi: No, I mean how would you like it brewed?

Cam: On a coffee maker?

Kopi: Get out.

Kopi: How would you like your coffee?

Cam: In a cup?

Kopi: No, I mean how would you like it brewed?

Cam: On a coffee maker?

Kopi: Get out.

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Hank #4: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit? Hank #2: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move. Hank #3: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit. Hank #3: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks. Hank #1: Are. Are you speaking from experience. Hank #3: No! Hank #3: Hank #3: …Maybe.

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Gaia: Where were you born?

Dorian: England.

Gaia: Yes, but what part?

Dorian: My whole body?

Gaia: Where were you born?

Dorian: England.

Gaia: Yes, but what part?

Dorian: My whole body?

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Dorian: State your name, rank, and intention.

The Hanks: The Hanks, Hangers, fun!

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Phoenicia: You'll never believe what I just found on Scandalabra's Placebook!

Cam: A friend. Burn.

Phoenicia: You’ll never believe what I just found on Scandalabra’s Placebook!

Cam: A friend. Burn.

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Rod: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Curt: Bet you I can!

Abel: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Player, on Bathsheba: She's the worst bathtub I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.

Player, on Bathsheba: She’s the worst bathtub I’ve ever met. I want to travel the world with her.

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Penelope: Hi, I'm Penelope!

Shelley: Oh that is a perfect name for you, I love it, NEVER CHANGE IT!!

Penelope: .... Wasn't gonna.

Penelope: Hi, I’m Penelope!

Shelley: Oh that is a perfect name for you, I love it, NEVER CHANGE IT!

Penelope: …Wasn’t gonna

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Cop: Can you describe the person who stabbed you? Washford: Lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak their mind. They were a raw sexual force and they knew it. They were a dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but a memory of their touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips. Cop: …Great, we have a motive, but we still need a description.

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