hey maybe you could talk a bit about Hom!Earl gray please
okay so . originally he was just a Regular Guy (in most aus). then over time in the web of the multiverse a few of the universes had gotten tangled together and timekeeper had to fix that ! exactly 222 different earl greys from different universes walked into the grandmaster hotel at the same time aaaand... all of those earl greys, all of those hotels, are mashed into one. the hotel is in another dimension now, one outside of any universe, and is practically a gateway to those 222 universes included in the incident
the hotel just looks like . Madness. hence the name hotel of madness. nothing makes sense, objects are floating in mid air, stairs are invisible and lead to nowhere, the hotel room doors are fucked up and now lead to the different universes instead of hotel rooms
and earl grey ? hes a weird mixture of all the people he used to be. his body has been warped to the point where he hardly looks the same anymore. he glitches and flickers into his other appearances but if youd like to see a comparison
hes silly and quirky now . hes got memories from two hundred different lives and hes also forgotten a lot of things/gets confused with his memories. Its funny hes so confused by his gender because he has the same thoughts and feelings from all those universes like girl he cant tell if hes homosexual or homophobic!!! he hates all pronouns but also loves using all of them but also he prefers she/her but also he uses neos and you get the point . Conflicted. he just uses he/him because he does not know what to do about it. hes not aroace but also he is yeah its basically the thing but He doesnt really do romantic relationships because theyre too confusing to him
hes also like 7 feet tall which is fun ! hes an actual god in the hotel, like he can change his form and the hotels form He could literally turn the hotel into disneyland if he wanted . but he cant change the doors in any way. theres no getting rid of them
he has 182739374935 traumatic memories girl hes not ok!!!! he probably cant tell if his nightmaares are just dreams or a memory
at first all of the memories were seeping in slowly but then timekeeper thought it would be silly to have it all happen at once. Guy with migraine
anyways she threatens him so nicely and hes basically forced to watch over this hotel since its a gateway for the multiverse now and it would be easy for someone to fuck with the multiverse and she doesnt feel like checking this thing constantly and earl is already exposed to it So!!!!!
hes forced to check up on the hotel all thw time <3 hes decided on once a month is good enough so he just . Checks on every door which takes like 2 days and just makes sure all his precautions are in place. Each door leads to a supply closet in the universe (in the grandmaster hotel) and anyone can walk through it so he has ro make sure its protected
he spends his free time in the sugary shenanigans universe (one of my aus) because thats where hes happiest,, when he walks through a universe's door he takes rhe original form of what he looked like before he became. Hotel of madnessed. he doesnt tell his siblings (roguefort and eclair) about it because they wouldnt believe him but he DID have permission from tk to introduce the chess choco twins from the sugary shenanigans au to the hotel :) nobody knows much abt the situation (not even timekeeper) so like they assumed once earl dies theyd need someone new to look after the hotel. and the chess twins are already very silly they saw rhe hotel and earls true form and went Wow dad this is so cool! :)
that was a LOT hzbd and theres still a lot i didnt say about him but . this is getting long so ill cut it short here ! :]
