He/It/Xe
Eldritch dragon god tbxy
Minor
White
Scenemo alt thing
Uranicflexible and polyam
Plural cohost, estimated 100+ headcount, fictive heavy, we don't know our origin and we don't care
Passionate and lifelong horror enjoyer
Selfshipper (I keep most of them to myself, but if you happen to be nonsharing with one of mine I'll likely block for both of our sake)
Occasional NSFW artist. Get your mind out of the gutter I mean gore you silly billy
Autistic and mentally ill, technically physically disabled as well (glasses wearer), highly likely I have several other undiagnosed disorders. I'm delusional (/srs) so please for the love of god tag your unreality if you're gonna be in my online vicinity.
Pro subtliden, pro AGAB abolition, BLM, land back, ACAB, anti zionist, pro prison abolition, anti radqueer but okay with non harmful transIDs
My name is The Nebula Paradox. You don't have to say the full name every time you can just say Nebula or Paradox. I would prefer you do switch it up plz. My actual name is Abel but I would only like for you to call me that if you're rly close or know me irl
Enby tbxy + pangenderspace (pangenderspace means I ID with all space related xenogenders). You may use Xe/He/It or any space themed neoprounouns for me
Who would want to be human anyway. Not this eldritch dragon god lol. I actually have a lot more theriotypes and fictionkins other than just that but that's the main one
My fandoms change every five seconds and I'm immune to consistency but I like all things horror in general. Mostly right now I like WordGirl, FNaF, and The Outsiders
My current projects, ppl on here who are important to me, and boundaries are below the cut
I'm not alone........... I am secretly just one of three cohosts of the River of Stars system actually. You were fooled. Muhahaha /j. Collectively, we go by River or The River, for short, and use sol/solar or faun/fauna prns collectively. We estimate somewhere around like.... a hundred members. We're almost entirely fictives be warned /sarc. My other cohosts are Necro (they/it) and Silver (she/it/ve/squeak/rot/sizzle/wither)
Sometimes we like to call ourselves stars or droplets instead of headmates cuz it's cute and silly
If thisdastampdoesnotexist judges some people who make requests I am definitely one of them by now
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Projects I have going on
Child of The Stars - An original work of fiction about Dominick Blackwood, the hybrid offspring of a human woman and one of the ancient eldritch gods
Be Gay, Do Crime - a WordGirl OC fanfiction that I have not updated in years but since I've gotten back into WordGirl I will get back to it
Breaking Pizza - A FNaF crack fic/shitpost where the toy animatronics run a meth lab after Toy Chica contracts lung cancer. Toy Bonnie is also a scene kid now because I said so
Rapsitte Street Kids Remixed - a rewrite of the infamous so bad it's good (at least in my opinion) 2002 Christmas movie Rapsitte Street Kids: Believe in Santa
I would totally NOT love it if you guys asked me about my projects and my characters...... ohhh I would HATE that........ /sarcasm
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Some people I rly appreciate on here:
@creatureofalltime-what my interwebs sibster :3
@party-possums an irl friend of mine and the person who indoctrinated me into liking fnaf
@whimsicalmane loves my OCs and has a rly cute art style imo and also made my Chazz userboxes
@rottingmousecorpse and @butchdyketherianjohnnycade who are two of my headmates
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I'm bodily a minor but fine with adults interacting. I don't mind if you post some sexual content occasionally, or have a horny sideblog or sm, whether you're an adult or a minor, but if your blog is exclusively a porn and/or kink blog I'm probably gonna block for my own comfort. Don't flirt with me over the internet, point blank, even if you're also the same age as me. I don't have a DNI but I block liberally. YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO DM!!!!! I love making new friends
The River is anti radqueer, pluralpunk, pro endo and pro willo, anti zionist, anti cringe culture, and anti contact for harmful paraphilias. Transandrophobia and transmisogyny are both real forms of discrimination. We believe anyone may identify themselves however they wish as long as they are not hurting anyone.
Shipcourse is ridiculous and doesn't make any sense so the River as a whole does not bother with labels, just know we strongly object to the intentional romanization of pedophilic and incestuous ships and lolicon/shotacon content. Our feelings on that type of content are similar to that one tweet that goes, "It's just a joke. And the joke is rooted in ideas. That I'm reinforcing." So, I guess that means we're neither pro nor anti ship, but instead pro reading comprehension. However, we also believe that the government should not be allowed to censor fiction legally. Please follow your own DNI if you have one.
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this is..... literally what terfs say about trans women.... ("they're men pretending to be women invading women's spaces for their own benefit") how can you say with your full chest this about the other members in your own community? it's so absurbly harmful and transphobic as a rhetoric i want to laugh
All right y'all... The day has finally come... Where I must ask for help, myself đđđž
This is NOT mandatory, and of course there are causes that need much more help. So don't feel pressured! But if you happen to have a little to spare, I am getting tooth surgery this Friday and they charged me 2k upfront đ and then when I asked if it could be split, they told me I ran the risk of my jaw shifting if so đ but I have been in pain with these back molars for months and I've been stalling to pay for other things, so... I gotta just take the L but. Anything helps đđž Much appreciated if you do đđž
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This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
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idk if iâm misinterpreting this blogâs purpose but. here goes.
i spend a decent chunk of time watching dermatology videos on youtube and something i never fail to notice is the comments talking about asian spas. specifically, how they are âbutcher shopsâ compared to these Amazing, Most Bestest Professional (WESTERN) Dermatologists Who Could Never Do Wrong, and how apparently unsanitary they are (often simply because they use non-western practices).
itâs never just spas or aestheticians in general, itâs always specified as ASIAN spas as if they are all one filthy, unprofessional, skin-defiling conglomerate, all the while refusing to acknowledge that much of their criticisms are speaking purely through a western lens and completely ignoring how medicine is different depending on where you are in the world.
you will also find a lot of âthey need to go to a REAL doctorâ comments about the clients of these spas, which is kind of just⌠general classism and highly presumptuous about the limitations said clients may have.
idk if any of this makes sense iâm very sleepy rn
