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I'm impressed that he has four likely and possible-sounding names to pick from.

I'm pretty on board with the headcanon that what Link gets out of being the bearer of the Triforce of Courage is the power of being a video game protagonist, but I genuinely can't decide whether it would be funnier if he's 100% aware of how much bullshit his everything is, or if he honestly doesn't realise.

Like, does he know that normal people can't recover from life-threatening wounds in a matter of minutes by drinking a jar of really good soup? It's the sort of thing you'd assume would be obvious just from being around other human beings, and yet.

The fact that Breath of the Wild Link's laser-parrying trick is something that only works for him is made explicit in the dialogue, so presumably he's at least aware that it's exceptional, but does he understand that it's complete bullshit, or does he think it's just a skill issue?

do you ever end up accidentally getting super attached to a trope so specific and rare you don't even know how to look for it? 'space aliens failing to understand that a human showing teeth usually isn't a threat display' isn't even an ao3 tag. finding that shit in published fiction or tv shows is next to impossible

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham

What will you do for 100K?

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

everytime I get a negative covid test I think of the big vaxxed papi tweet

op how does it feel to be more right than anyone has ever been since 2014

it's liv and her 3 seconds of screen time in atsv against the world

“new tumblr users you must know that likes are useless and do fuck all” incorrect! likes let me send a tiny little kiss to my beloved mutuals

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

my dash is entirely pictures of pete looking so so adorable and gerard looking so so fucked up and i think that’s beautiful

gerard covered in blood in a skirt suit and heels and white contacts and pete with pink hair and a mesh shirt/white blazer/patterned coat/cowboy hat are both something that can be so so personal