you understand.

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

ever since I was a little girl I’ve always thought like I want to leave

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

investing in this one early while I can

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I am going to befriend my impending doom