I'll Believe in Anything

There are no ducks in this post.

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

mommy is not feeling fly like a G6 today

there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

I heard this out as "When criticizing something, you must judge it for what it is, not what it isn't"

#this is why so many of us urge people to get a wider diet of stories

happy pride month

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

There was really no winning that one