"this is my comfort character!" and they actively cause discomfort for everyone they interact with

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can still use it for banana bread

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

say what you want about me but friends confide in me. colleagues hug me. animals nap on me and strangers meet my eyes and smile

they should invent a profound love between two people that doesnt involve the power and chance of doing profound hurt

god this is missing the best part JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea. AYN RAND Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve. JIM HENSON He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

lmao

Savage

I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand.